3GSM EXCLUSIVE SPY REPORT: EUROMULLETS GALORE

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I’m proud to exclaim from on high that SMS Text News brings you insider-information that you wouldn’t ordinarily have access to.

First of all: Mr Deep Throat.

I have spies at 3GSM. In particular, Mr Deep Throat is one of the most influential people in the mobile industry. I can’t give away anything other than his gender lest his hot comments move markets and change stock prices.

The first thing he has to report?

Euromullets!

He can’t move for Euromullets. (Wikipedia mullet definition)

They’re apparently everywhere…. although none, thankfully, on the Microsoft stand.

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