That skirt’s so low you can see her lunch: ‘Squalid’ 3GSM

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Talking of squalid, our booth (which doesn’t come cheap) is right opposite an ‘adult” content provider, meaning the view today is of a picture of a woman, legs akimbo, wearing a micro-skirt. If your knowledge of female biology was a little sketchy, it wouldn’t be after a glimpse over there.

That’s what my gran says regularly: ‘That skirt’s so low you can see her lunch’.

(I’m not quite clear exactly what the meaning of this statement is, except that it’s broadly disapproving.)

That’s a bit of an arse (no pun) for Russell being placed by the organisers directly across from an adult content provider. Not what you need when you’re trying to a) eat your lunch and b) do business.

But then, well, you know my views of 3GSM don’t you? ;-)

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