Do you want to come to lunch at The Criterion?

I am having thing for The Criterion restaurant at the moment.

I big thing.

The steak there is just wicked, especially with the side orders of sauteed mushrooms, fries, and that potato stuff that I can never, ever spell. The service is generally impeccable. The location is wicked.

As an individual thank-you-for-reading, I think the SMS Text News budget stretches to buying a reader lunch once a week, don’t you? Provided my diary can hack it.

If you’re up for it and you can get to Piccadilly, London for about 1pm on a Friday, mail me or comment here and let’s do it.