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Am I good in bed? There’s an app for that!

It’s the eternal question most men and women need answered, right?

Heh.

Well for $1.99 (or £1.19), the makers of Love Vibes will help you out by confirming that you are indeed a male or female stallion.

Here’s how you use it.

You switch on the application and activate the monitoring facility (click the “Begin Love Making” button) and leave your iPhone sat on the bed next to you.

You proceed to ‘make love’.

When you’re finished, you click the “End Love Making” button.

Then you get a final score, based on duration, passion and variety.

Oh yes. A must for every couple.

Hilarious.

You can pick up the application at this iTunes link: Love Vibes.

23 COMMENTS

  1. I take it your score is then uploaded and entered into a top 100 “lovers” scoreboard 🙂 But I reckon they've missed a trick here. Since iphone users are always fiddling with it, they should have linked it up to the vibrate function ;-p I'll get back in my kennel now.

  2. I take it your score is then uploaded and entered into a top 100 “lovers” scoreboard 🙂 But I reckon they've missed a trick here. Since iphone users are always fiddling with it, they should have linked it up to the vibrate function ;-p I'll get back in my kennel now.

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