Top 10 tell tale signs a clam shell phone is better than a candy bar design mobile

1. When was the last time your arse called three of your ex partners on a clam shell phone 2. Ever tried to close up a candy bar design phone, you can’t – it breaks in two 3. Two screens in one! Better at half the price of two phones 4. Everyone likes shellfish, it’s […]

Top 10 tell tale signs you’re paying too much for your tariff

1. Text messages aren’t included in your package and you’re paying twice as much as the national debt of Uruguay for usage each month 2. The minutes you’re allowed are only enough to call customer services to complain about the tariff 3. Calling a ‘local number’ costs the same as calling Australia at peak hours […]

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Mobile World Congress PR pitch top 10

Here’s the top 10 as it stands this morning on the MIR MWC PR pitch league: Skuku remains unchanged up there at 24 digs. A hot new mover is InnoPath — arriving in the number two slot, whilst Zcapes is still on 12 digs, putting them in third place. SpinVox are fourth with a paltry […]

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Top 10 tell tale signs your phone is on the way out

1. Calls get dropped so much that you’ve taken to using two polystyrene cups and a length of string 2. The megapixel on the camera is so low the very first pin hole camera takes a better shot 3. One of the music formats accepted by the phone is vinyl 4. The phone is so […]

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Top 10 reasons to register for Mobile World Congress

If you haven’t registered for Mobile World Congress, there’s still time. Really, there is. It’s on the 16th to the 19th of February. We’ll be bringing you the best damn coverage available on the planet, BAR NONE. Look for us to bring you stimulating opinion from the show floor along with perspective that, frankly, you […]