Some more weird texts sent to my public mobile number by moronic members of the planet’s poluation this morning:
Hi its Emma Bolton could someone ring me bk as u keep taking money off me 4 them that i havent had
Could u sms me
and, from the same number 3 hours later:
just an amusement
This one has to be a wind-up — or from a rugby player:
I’m in love with a hooker. Can I have some free phones?
A hooker? Or a line-back? Or a prop?