I like this.
Leave your Lenovo laptop on the train?
Someone arse has half-inched ("pinched") it from your hotel room?
No biggie.
Whip out your handset and text...
So, you're walking along the beach right, chucking-another-shrimp-on-the-barbie, as you do, and you see a nice chap admiring your form.
You smile, wink a bit...