Have a read of this one….
1. We need more money from you but we can’t think of a smart way of doing this. So we’re going with the ‘inflation’ argument.
2. We’re not sticking the price up for any arbitrary reason. It’s inflation, man. Inflation!
3. We did think about it a lot. We didn’t take the decision ‘lightly’. Indeed we flippin’ need the cash, alright?
4. Please do NOT phone us.
I don’t have a problem with companies ensuring they have sufficient money to operate. I would rather Three took £5 or £10 off me and gave me some greater value, though.
Just sending me an email like this demonstrates the company is nigh on devoid of imagination.
Utterly ridiculous — but a sign of the times.