Posts Tagged ‘motorola’

Why I shouldn’t have bought a Motorola Q9c

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

Way back in September I posted a note about my ridiculous experience with the Motorola Q9c handset I used on Sprint whenever I’m in the States.

I most certainly didn’t hold back on my viewpoints. I recall writing:

Switch it off and let the device run through it’s flocking annoying startup rigmarole (you can, almost feel it creaking through it’s startup sequence like one of the very best IBM 386SX’s) and it’ll work.

Useless.

Class-A FLOCKING useless.

However unimpressed I am doesn’t compare to reader Mexiken. Ken is deeply annoyed. So much so, he was moved to point his feelings out this morning by adding this comment:

You’re just a douche that doesn’t know how to use WM phones. People like you should be taken out to a farm and shot, to put the rest of us out of our misery, and to stop you from taking up “invaluable” web space.

Well then, Mexiken, thank you for taking the time to post. I have got a video showing exactly how bad the experience is. Watch and enjoy:

I also standby my cock paragraph, thus:

If you’ve got a Motorola Q9, then you’re a cock for choosing it, you’re a cock for giving them money for the rubbish device, you’re a cock for reading this and STILL owning it. You’re a cock. You’re a HUGE cock. Just like me.

For the avoidance of doubt, this is a huge cock:

Next!

RumourMill: iPhone clamshell clone takes a bite out of the Apple

Friday, November 28th, 2008

A third party company has created an unauthorised clamshell version of the iPhone for sale in China, whoever said clams and apples wouldn’t mix.

One of the most interesting leaks of late came to us from the mobile phone news website site shanzhaij, with images that are truly amazing and we hope are for real.

They’ve compared it to a crosspollination between the Motorola RAZR V8 and the iPhone; we can see where they were going with this.

Obviously Apple will have nothing to say or to do with the handset and we won’t even waste our time trying to get a response from them.

However, it’s interesting to think; why wait around for someone to create a phone you’d like, just commission some smart engineers and have your own bespoke one made up.

Known only as the iPhone V126 (so are there 125 more handsets in the series?), it appears to even be running a ported version of the Apple OS.

How this was achieved is anyone’s guess, but good on them.

We’ve got some basic spec’s from a rough translation of the website, so we could be way off base here. The iPhone V126 measures up being 105 x 53 x 17mm, weighing in at 110grams.

They’ve (who ever they are) have managed to fit in a 2.6-inch screen, with a resolution of 240 x 320 and a 3MP camera.

Also it appears to be just a GSM based handset, but really, who are we to criticise. If someone goes to all the trouble of making a handset like this we just have to applaud them.

We’re at the Motorola AURA launch!

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

Later on today we’re at the launch event of the new handset from Moto, the AURA.

If you weren’t already aware, and you will be by the end of reading this, it’s their designer mobile phone par excellence.

We’ve been told it’s the world’s first 16 million colour, circular display with a 300 dpi resolution, and a 62 carat lens made from the most scratch resistant sapphire crystal on earth.

Just in case that wasn’t enough and why stop there, it also has a stainless steel housing that’s been chemically etched and takes nearly two weeks to sculpt and polish.

At the heart of the case is a mechanical Swiss-made main bearing, which enables the blade to rotate seamlessly. The rotating mechanism itself has 130 precision ball bearings, which is like opening the door on a high-end luxury car. Even on the 100,000th opening, the blade should glide with the same fluidity that it did on its first attempt.

There are also over 700 individual components on the handset, comprising of features including up-scaled, nickel-chrome-plated exposed screws. Its mirror polish finish is PVD coated, which is the same used whilst making luxury watches.

Oh yes, and there is a phone in there somewhere too.

With a 2 MP camera, 2GB of memory onboard, capable of Quad-band and EDGE, weighing in at 141gram with a talktime of 7.3hrs and standby at 400hrs.

If there’s anything you’d like us to put to Motorola, drop something in the comments below and we’ll endeavour to have them answered.

The best thing Motorola could do is go fully Android. Discuss.

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

I paid the 500 quid for the StarTac back in 1999. It was a brilliant, revolutionary handset. My favourite feature was the fact it carried a credit card sized sim card. Not that useful but I liked the concept. Of course the form factor was simply amazing.

I was the coolest kid at University College London as a result. Everyone else was walking about with brick handsets.

Then I upraded to the RAZR. Again… phenomenal.

But let’s be clear, the operating system — or, more to the point, the UI — was appalling.

No problem when all you want to do is sod about with text messages and phone people.

But when you want to run applications — meaningful applications? Dream on.

When you want to DO things with the device you found you were limited to the highly uninventive and seriously shite imagination of the Motorola UI/Operating System designers.

The innovation dried up. Motorola lost their way.

Android could be their salvation.

Motorola are shit hot at device design. Look at the SLVR and any other RZR style product. I’m not always a fan of their buttons but the devices — the build quality… usually pretty decent.

It’s the day to day use that sucks. It’s the fact you can’t easily get your pictures off the handset. It’s the fact you can’t easily run Google Maps, or any number of cool little toys, services, features. Motorola devices — even their top of the range — are a billion miles away from offering the functionality that the market is beginning to get used to from the likes of the iPhone.

Manufacturers shouldn’t ever get involved in the interface and front-end of their handsets. They’ve proved, time and time again, that they’re utterly shit at it. Of course, they’re designing for the lowest common denominator — for Joe Plumber. Joe Plumber doesn’t need a Starmap application. He doesn’t need a TV Guide. He doesn’t a restaurant rating system or a dedicated Facebook app on the handset. In fact he just needs to call and text.

The manufacturer does their best at fitting out the handset with a few features that they reckon most folk will want.

But that’s it.

When the manufacturer can take a step back and focus on device features rather than the UI layer, that’s when the fun begins.

Can you imagine a range of 15 Motorola devices — all with different form factors, flip, candybar, qwerty — and all running Android?

NOW you’re talking. Shortly you’ll be able to take your device profile across every handset automatically. Someone will build that functionality for Android. And all of a sudden my aim of being device independent could be realised.

If I’m wearing a suit, I want a RAZR style lightweight handset — that I can still do all the Android-stuff on (email, IM, calendar, applications and so on). Going out with friends, I might swap to a Moto Candybar with an 8megapixel camera so I can QIK the whole evening. The next morning I might swap to a QWERTY Q9 style handset because I’m taking a long train journey and I want to do a ton of email and a lot of IMing.

Go for it Moto. Take Android to heart and a hundred thousand mobile developers will immediately start setting about innovating and, in short order, convincing the planet to turn Moto.

MOTOROKOKOKROKRORKORRKR

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

Isn’t it about time Motorola dumped this MOTO theme and evolved a bit?

This Motorola Q9 is ridiculous; How can they send this to market?

Friday, September 12th, 2008

I’ve taken some video footage of my piece-of-shit Motorola Q9 trying to make a call. 

My mistake was to answer the phone, you see. 

A chap called me with a story and all was good.  I hung up and tried to make a call.

Mistake. Stupid, stupid mistake.  What the hell was I thinking, trying to make a call?  How presumptious of me. I simply assumed that, since the device’s primary function is to transmit and receive calls, that  — well — this is what it’d do.  And without consequence.

Oh no.

Because, you see, when the Motorola Q9 has a funny turn, like it must have done a few minutes before I received that call, it’s game over.  GAME over.  The operating system has had enough.  It is in the proverbial and endless Starbucks queue, waiting for it’s double mocha latte, whilst the hardware is doing it’s best to run the show.  Badly.

So when I try and make a call, I’m told there’s no signal.

No signal. NO sir.  Forget the fact you can see all five bars top right on the screen.  There’s no signal. Error.

Try and call someone else. No. Enter a number manually. No.  Scroll from the address book and hit call. No.

Switch it off and let the device run through it’s flocking annoying startup rigmarole (you can, almost feel it creaking through it’s startup sequence like one of the very best IBM 386SX’s) and it’ll work. 

Useless.

Class-A FLOCKING useless.

I don’t know what planet Motorola were on when they vomitted out the Motorola Q9.  I don’t give a flying toss whether it’s the Microsoft Windows Rubbish Mobile or the hardware.  It’s Motorola’s responsibility and no wonder they’ve screwed their once formidable industry position.

You’ll be delighted to know I can still access Facebook, or Google or the like, when the device goes on its holidays.  I just can’t actually phone anyone without switching it off and on again. 

The next time you are in the market to buy a handset, think carefully, very, very carefully about investing in one of Motorola’s finest. 

If all else fails and you absolutely have to use a Motorola (this is, after all, the folk who sent spacemen to the moon …?) get yourself a RAZR.  That, at least, works.

If you’ve got a Motorola Q9, then you’re a cock for choosing it, you’re a cock for giving them money for the rubbish device, you’re a cock for reading this and STILL owning it.  You’re a cock. You’re a HUGE cock.  Just like me.

For the avoidance of doubt, this is a huge cock:

The Motorola Q9: Still a rubbish phone and/or operating system

Tuesday, September 9th, 2008

Way back in March, I left the States with my Motorola Q9 on Sprint. Obviously Sprint, being a CDMA network, isn’t a lot of use in the UK so I switched off the Q9 and never used it again until yesterday.

Strangely enough it still had half the battery charge! That’s about 6 or 7 months.

I walked into Sprint today and swapped my price plan from the ‘I’m on holiday $10 a month’ plan I was using, to one of their more-or-less-unlimited deals. 450 minutes, unlimited everything else, $69, if memory serves. Plus $4 a month ‘international’ fee so I can call the UK for tuppence. Oh, and $7/month device insurance. Always useful, given my history.

Sprint did a brilliant job. The customer service was top-notch. I was back online and operational within 60 minutes. I spent about 3 minutes in the store changing my price plan. Knowledgeable, smart, engaging sales people.

It took about 10 minutes after the phone price plan was activated before I realised why I can’t stand Windows-Sodding-Mobile and Motorola.

I’m on the phone, right? Calling someone. This the BASIC feature of the handset, yes?

I call the person. I talk. That bit works.

I say goodbye and I hang-up.

I’m still connected.

I press the STOP key.

I’m still connected.

I realise that the operating system has actually hung up ages ago. My call was still open — via the hardware. I was still talking. Just… the operating system wasn’t with me.

It’s a hugely unnerving experience.

I switch the phone off and go through the sodding rigmarole of waiting for it to switch on again.

It’s on. It’s good. I call my voicemail and listen to the machine talk at me… then I hang up. Just to test that it works ok.

It’s fine.

The operating system is talking to the phone’s hardware. All is good.

I phone a guy. We chat. I hang up. All is good.

I phone my voicemail. I listen. I hang….no… wait…

The piece of flocking shit.

AGAIN I am listening to the Sprint voicemail system natter away at me while the operating system is cantering along as though I’m not connected.

Try and make a call and the thing screws up and gets confused. You can’t hang up. You are PERMANENTLY connected.

The only way to STOP the voicemail system from chatting at you is to switch off the phone.

This is a modern handset. It’s still being sold in the Sprint store.

I’ve checked to see if there are any firmware updates from the Sprint portal. There are none.

Microsoft. Or Motorola. Or whoever: You have vomited out a lump of shit.

The phone has some excellent functions, it really does. I quite like it.

But when the OS appears to detach itself from the hardware, all confidence I have about Windows Mobile disappears immediately.

Say what you want about a Nokia handset, but I’ve never, ever, EVER experienced a Nokia doing this.

I’m going to try and get a video of this huge, piece of a fuming rubbish.

How can you — Mr Windows Mobile Developer — Or Mr Motorola — how can you LOOK me in the eye and call this a handset?

It won’t hang-up.

It doesn’t DO the primary expected function properly?

I’ll get a video. Then we’ll start the it’s-a-piece-of-shit-burn-them campaign. Agreed?

Motorola shitphones and the iPhone. Everywhere.

Monday, September 8th, 2008

And here we go again, back in the States. Back in the land that loves Motor-sodding-rola.

Everywhere I walk, there are all kinds of Motorolas, Samsungs, Sanyos and … well, let’s group them under the term ’shitphones’.

Each time I see someone sporting one of these devices, I little mobile fairy snuffs it, I’m sure of it.

I took a walk around San Francisco yesterday. A big long stroll along Columbus. I stopped for lunch at one of the restaurants there, sat in the glorious sun, then headed along North Beach to Fisherman’s Wharf and finally back through Nob Hill to the Fairmont Hotel for a very boring sparkling mineral water.

Can’t be living it up when I’ve got back-to-back meetings coming soon.

It was one of the most depressing yet enlightening walks I’ve done in a while.

Sat at the restaurant, I was surrounded by folk with their cheap-as-chips and equally shite Motorolas out on the table, next to their food, proudly displayed.

I felt like reaching over, grabbing the phones and slamming them into the pavement.

Now and again people would call — or, shock — text each other. And they’d check the time. On their transparent mirrored Motorola screen that — and you can tell from the shine in their eyes — they think is just the BEST THING.

You get the impression that the only other feature that would send these people into mobile-uptopia is the addition of an aerial to the handset.

It’s terminally depressing walking about seeing young folk poncing about with rubbish handsets. You know that they can only text each other. Or call. And that’s it. They might, once in a blue moon, try sending a picture message. But the experience of sending a 50×50 pixel image to a friend doesn’t generally resonate with many. How hugely boring. How limiting. How… functional.

That’s the issue with most folk in the States — and the mobile marketplace. It’s all about function. And the 24 month contract.

Yet there are some glimmers of hope. I see iPhones everywhere. First generation and second. I see lots of people showing photo albums to each other whilst they’re sat in the park, thanks to the iPhone.

And the age ranges I’m seeing are massively variable. Only this morning I was in a diner having a fairly OK omlette when this old chap across the way flipped out his iPhone and showed the waitress a picture of his granddaughter.

I’m seeing lots of advanced mobilistas walking around the place. Connecting with each other continually thanks to their iPhones. And I’m seeing the normobs with their shitphones, nonethewiser.

I think I need to go to Montana. Or Boise. Or somewhere-in-the-middle-of-nowhere and see how they’re using their phones there.

In the meantime, I am working hard to avoid slapping anyone I see wearing their phone on a belt-holster.


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